The Original Vending Machine
A drink right from the tap? Warm coffee in the morning without having to leave the bed? Or maybe something a little more wild.~ The original vending machine with the array of marks across their butt.

Coffee Mug
Steam rising up. Pressure building, what is it? It's Mooffee in your cup.
Cowbell
A simple mark of a cowbell, and while this milk doesn't taste anything but tingly. You'll probably be having your own after just a sip.
Strawberry
Fruity cream, sweet in a different way. This mark
Chocolate Bar
For the sweet tooth among us. Rich flavor oozing from the tap. Mix it with our Mooffee for a tasty mocha.
Milk Droplet
A refill needed? The normal product? That soothe and cooling taste rolling down your tongue that you know you want.
Tall Mug
Milk maids? There is another kind of maid that exists in the october months. For the roudy amongst us.
A Mishmashed Nonsense?
This one... Is better left not clicked for those who don't know what it does. It can cause some adverse affects, and is best to let word left- 'unspoken'.