Our Products
Remote Mooffee Makers
If you've ever tasted the scent of a cool crisp autumn morning on the back porch of a log cabin overlooking a lake and thought "I could really go for some quality coffee...but the nearest other person is literally a day's trip away by helicopter", then Mooffee might be right for you.
Mooffee Products and Cafe
Our original product! Look into how we came to be, and maybe you'll want to become part of the Mooffee family yourself. Providing and serving up your own form of product.
Learn More!Truth Telling Syrum
Having problems with those close to you giving mixed signals and just not giving you how it is? Use our patent pending warping syrum to ensure that what they say is exactly how it is. WARNING: product is untested and might lead to upredictable results when mixed with warping individuals of class 2 or higher.
Custom Clothing by Cursed Threads
Looking for a special gift for that special someone? Or maybe your looking for something more personal? Mooffee's clothing subsidiary is specialized in intricate designs wether something for a date on the town, something to entice a special someone or even a collar to show off, Mooffee and it's subsidiaries are here to help.
Mad Passion Tea
It just sits on the tip of your tongue! Or at least that's all that will be running through your head after having a single sip. Made with our patent pending warping syrum this tea will literally drive your senses crazy! Enjoy with some moderation and don't focus too much.
Farm and Fresh
A relatively new venture of the Mooffee corperation! Looking for gardeners and growers to create large clutches of fruit to ensure our cafe's products are the freshest they can be.
Bimbcation!
Everyone needs a vacation here and there, but a vacation for the mind? That's the real trip, just let all those thoughts and stress flow away on your own, patent pending, Bimbcation!
Research and Development
Looking for a position as part of Mooffee? Our R&D department is looking for paid product quality testers to test expiramental ideas from idea to a product on the shelfs. Be part of the design process today!
Morpho Dice
Originally created by JustThePulp, Morphodice is a rolling game between multiple people that involves transforming those who participate. Various mental, transformational, and chimeras are contained within, but nothing bad could happen with one roll could it.
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Curse Depot
The remote order form for all your cursed needs. Take a gander, put in a request and maybe put in an order for something that tickles your fancy.
CatalogMoo's Butt-ons
Want your Mooffee on the go? Direct from the tap from a warm busty cow. Then touch the cow, DO IT NOW!
The Vending MachineWant your Mooffee on the go? Direct from the tap from a warm busty cow. Then touch the cow, DO IT NOW!
Unnamed Card Game (WIP)